July 31, 2014

theladyintweed:

51/100 Photosets of Prince Harry 

Oh. My. God. 

PRINCE HARRY IS HOLDING A HEDGEHOG. I REPEAT. PRINCE HARRY IS HOLDING A FUCKING ADORABLE HEDGEHOG.

(via hotmonarchy)

July 31, 2014

For ages I was constantly seeing jokes and references to how much porn was on tumblr, and I had no idea what people were talking about. I literally went years following lovely blogs about art, history, royalty, and those of my writing co-workers without seeing anything even moderately not safe for work.

Then you follow one ex-boyfriend…

July 31, 2014

Today is the 5th anniversary of me signing up to write for Cracked.com.

In honor of the day that forever changed my life for the better, here are three of my favorite articles from my first year of writing:

http://www.cracked.com/article/147_7-secrets-only-two-living-people-know-for-some-reason/

http://www.cracked.com/article_18404_6-shockingly-evil-things-babies-are-capable-of.html

http://www.cracked.com/article_18440_6-things-men-do-to-get-laid-that-science-says-turn-women-off.html

July 30, 2014
Too Often a Conversation
Me: [Presents a strange yet interesting fact that changes someone's worldview]
Them: Oh, yeah, I read that article on Cracked.
Me: [Windless sails]
July 30, 2014
wgladstone:

thisdanobrien:

cracked:

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

A popular, mainstream source mentioned Cracked and not as a magazine for literally the first time ever oh my God hooray.

Does this mean they saw the article about the using the red font logo?

wgladstone:

thisdanobrien:

cracked:

Wow, they’ll put anyone on The Daily Show these days. (x)

A popular, mainstream source mentioned Cracked and not as a magazine for literally the first time ever oh my God hooray.

Does this mean they saw the article about the using the red font logo?

July 30, 2014

flewthecooper:

Oh my god

(Source: )

July 29, 2014
sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:


He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 
He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”


behold the happiest bear

My heart

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

(Source: bompracachorro, via destroyedforcomfort)

July 28, 2014

hereinidaho:

cracked:

dontsitaround:

Everybody deserves someone in their life who looks at them the way Soren looks at Daniel in Cracked After Hours.

They get cuter from there.

I’m in love!

July 28, 2014

hotmonarchy:

trytopeewithaboner:

the royal family likes to photobomb

July 27, 2014

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

(via hereinidaho)

July 27, 2014

Anonymous said: You'd be the sexiest, cutest feudal lady in all of England.

I dunno, Eleanor of Castile is looking pretty good.

July 27, 2014

Anonymous said: My honest opinion of 13th century feudalism is: was it REALLY that bad?

Even if it was, fuck it. Nothing we can do about it now.

July 27, 2014
REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ANONYMOUSLY TELL YOU WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT 13TH CENTURY FEUDALISM

(Source: antinegationism, via zoeuhura)

July 27, 2014
cracked:

Share this article on Facebook! Carefully! Without listening to anything incriminating!
5 Apps That Were Clearly Designed By Total Creeps

#3. Facebook Is Already Using Your Phone to Listen to You
Mark Zuckerberg is supposed to have bragged shortly after he started Facebook that people were “dumb fucks” who just handed him information about themselves. OK, you got us there, Mark, you rascal. We are idiots for doing that. But now Facebook is so used to us giving them access to our lives that they’re starting to take more and more of it any way they can. …If you recently updated your cellphone’s Facebook app, you probably gave them permission to listen in while you type a status message.

Read More

The return of me! Part 1!

cracked:

Share this article on Facebook! Carefully! Without listening to anything incriminating!

5 Apps That Were Clearly Designed By Total Creeps

#3. Facebook Is Already Using Your Phone to Listen to You

Mark Zuckerberg is supposed to have bragged shortly after he started Facebook that people were “dumb fucks” who just handed him information about themselves. OK, you got us there, Mark, you rascal. We are idiots for doing that. But now Facebook is so used to us giving them access to our lives that they’re starting to take more and more of it any way they can. …If you recently updated your cellphone’s Facebook app, you probably gave them permission to listen in while you type a status message.

Read More

The return of me! Part 1!

July 27, 2014

ham-napkin said: Your article on Pinterest beauty tips is magical. Is there an article on the Pinterest (possibly disastrous) kitchen "life hacks" in my future?

hereinidaho:

I hope so!

This was one of those columns where I had to slap myself for not thinking of it first and then a couple more times because even if I had it would never have been this awesome.

My face hurts. Also, totally do that life hacks one, Kristi.

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