October 20, 2014

jtotheizzoe:

biomorphosis:

When you flip bats upside down they become exceptionally sassy dancers [x].

I have been laughing at this for at least 5 minutes straight.

Chiroptera choreography!

(via flewthecooper)

October 16, 2014
d0petastic:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

Genius.

d0petastic:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

Genius.

(via flimflamsy)

October 11, 2014
cracked:

5 Reasons Rats Are Way Scarier Than You Think

I got more hate mail for this than any other article I have ever written, no exaggeration. People who love rats are intense, apparently. 

cracked:

5 Reasons Rats Are Way Scarier Than You Think

I got more hate mail for this than any other article I have ever written, no exaggeration. People who love rats are intense, apparently. 

October 6, 2014

superlegalshow:

Laura’s Job Interview - Super Legal (x)

October 4, 2014
7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some Reason)

Five years ago today the first writing I was ever paid for ran on the funniest site on the internet.

6:54pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Z-jRpx1SNTzB_
  
Filed under: Cracked writing 
October 3, 2014
mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying
October 3, 2014
garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

garfieldminusgarfield:

G-G the book - G-G on Facebook - G-G on Twitter

October 3, 2014
wordsofdiana:

superlegalshow:

The creators of Texts from Superheroes are proud to present their new series, Super Legal, created as part of CBC’s ComedyCoup.
What’s it about? 
Super Legal is the story of Devin Struct, a hero-hating lawyer by day and a super villain by night … well … one night. His super villain career is cut short by Captain Eagle, as well as multiple concussions, and now Devin has to pay for his crimes by being released into Captain Eagle’s custody. Shunned by the villain community, Devin has to start a new business. Something more legal. Maybe even, Super Legal.
Cool. Can we see it?
Some of it, yeah! The trailer is up right now on Super Legal’s official ComedyCoup page for your eyeballs to feast upon, so go check it out.
Did you watch it? Did you like it? Want to see more? 
If you answered yes to any of that, here’s what you can do: click like on our ComedyCoup page and then tell people about it.
Seriously, that’s all we need. The ComedyCoup competition considers fan interaction as one of the criteria for the winners. So login, rate us, follow us, share, comment, tell your friends, it all helps to get Super Legal made and onto your television screens.
If you like what Texts from Superheroes brings you on the internet, you’ll love what we want to bring to your televisions.
You can follow us on Tumblr, Twitter or Facebook to keep up to date on what’s happening and learn more about Super Legal.
But most importantly, go check out our trailer. It’s got explosions!

I’m so excited about Super Legal you guys! We worked really hard on it and are so excited to show it to all of you. Please check out the trailer and let us know what you think. We’re not lying about the explosions.

wordsofdiana:

superlegalshow:

The creators of Texts from Superheroes are proud to present their new series, Super Legal, created as part of CBC’s ComedyCoup.

What’s it about?

Super Legal is the story of Devin Struct, a hero-hating lawyer by day and a super villain by night … well … one night. His super villain career is cut short by Captain Eagle, as well as multiple concussions, and now Devin has to pay for his crimes by being released into Captain Eagle’s custody. Shunned by the villain community, Devin has to start a new business. Something more legal. Maybe even, Super Legal.

Cool. Can we see it?

Some of it, yeah! The trailer is up right now on Super Legal’s official ComedyCoup page for your eyeballs to feast upon, so go check it out.

Did you watch it? Did you like it? Want to see more?

If you answered yes to any of that, here’s what you can do: click like on our ComedyCoup page and then tell people about it.

Seriously, that’s all we need. The ComedyCoup competition considers fan interaction as one of the criteria for the winners. So login, rate us, follow us, share, comment, tell your friends, it all helps to get Super Legal made and onto your television screens.

If you like what Texts from Superheroes brings you on the internet, you’ll love what we want to bring to your televisions.

You can follow us on Tumblr, Twitter or Facebook to keep up to date on what’s happening and learn more about Super Legal.

But most importantly, go check out our trailer. It’s got explosions!

I’m so excited about Super Legal you guys! We worked really hard on it and are so excited to show it to all of you. Please check out the trailer and let us know what you think. We’re not lying about the explosions.

October 1, 2014

(Source: lambtime, via hereinidaho)

September 29, 2014

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(Source: krys23, via spoopyuhura)

September 29, 2014
cracked:

If you had a weapons research budget and all the latitude in the world, you’d build robot-killin’ lasers too.
5 Sci-Fi Weapons (That Already Exist)

#5. Lasers on Everything
The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) is experimenting with mounting laser cannons on planes, if for no other reason than to give those awful people who shine laser pointers at airborne planes a taste of their own medicine. But then again, when you think about it, pilots are such a thing of the past. Drones are the future. We’ve already put bombs and machine guns on them, why not lasers? Recently U.S. Air Force captain and drone pilot Michael Byrnes explained in a military magazine how unmanned laser drones could be the future of aerial dogfighting. So, soon every air battle will be like Top Gun, but if Maverick was a robot and the planes burned up mysteriously because technically you won’t even be able to see the laser.
But what if we create this technology and it falls into enemy hands? Simple: Just equip Hummers with anti-drone lasers. That way when our creation comes back to kill us like some Frankenstein monster made out of pure energy, we can take it out with EVEN MORE LASERS.

Read More

cracked:

If you had a weapons research budget and all the latitude in the world, you’d build robot-killin’ lasers too.

5 Sci-Fi Weapons (That Already Exist)

#5. Lasers on Everything

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) is experimenting with mounting laser cannons on planes, if for no other reason than to give those awful people who shine laser pointers at airborne planes a taste of their own medicine. But then again, when you think about it, pilots are such a thing of the past. Drones are the future. We’ve already put bombs and machine guns on them, why not lasers? Recently U.S. Air Force captain and drone pilot Michael Byrnes explained in a military magazine how unmanned laser drones could be the future of aerial dogfighting. So, soon every air battle will be like Top Gun, but if Maverick was a robot and the planes burned up mysteriously because technically you won’t even be able to see the laser.

But what if we create this technology and it falls into enemy hands? Simple: Just equip Hummers with anti-drone lasers. That way when our creation comes back to kill us like some Frankenstein monster made out of pure energy, we can take it out with EVEN MORE LASERS.

Read More

September 26, 2014

willbraham said: Your zoe quinn ramble really was tasteless, pointless & shows how ignorant of a person you are. It's sad that you lowered yourself to the same standard as the people you were supposedly calling out. And your comprehension of the subject is moronic.

Thank you so much for reading it!

September 26, 2014
shelbysbutt:

They published my memoirs

shelbysbutt:

They published my memoirs

September 26, 2014

(Source: twitter.com, via flimflamsy)

September 26, 2014
oh-so-coco:

Looking like a deer in headlights with beauties #NatalieDormer and #ErinOConnor at #Dior this afternoon. #PFW
View more Coco Rocha on WhoSay 

I want to sleep with everyone in this photo.

oh-so-coco:

Looking like a deer in headlights with beauties #NatalieDormer and #ErinOConnor at #Dior this afternoon. #PFW

View more Coco Rocha on WhoSay

I want to sleep with everyone in this photo.

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